We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
Q: one of my friends was gonna bang a dude but they didn't have lube so Dude was like "if u put a product on the inside of ur nose & it doesn't burn u can use it as lube" so Friend and Dude sat there for 10 minutes putting lotions up their noses